Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana