Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)