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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!