Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

Because im a black man you racist

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.