What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.