Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.