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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.