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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.