Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

What's the difference between Batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.