Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs