What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...