What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!