Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why are all blacks fast?

The slow ones are in jail.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black