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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.