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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity