What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....