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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity