What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.