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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*