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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being