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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)