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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke