April Sale - 20% Off

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Previous Random Joke Next
Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being