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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.