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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes