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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.