Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.