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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black