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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed