What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears