How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

His heart stops bleeding.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.