How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.