How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!