How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!