Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf