Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press