What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.