What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.