What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians