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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.