What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Alpaca bowl!!!

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.