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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.