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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai