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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Cheech Marinade!

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai