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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave