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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!