What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.