He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
They keep falling through his hands.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
Because he hasn't Read October.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Trying to read the road signs!!!
