Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour