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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!