How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic