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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him