The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
They lack chemistry.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
Two mothers-in-law.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him