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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Scaffold Jokes More Scaffold Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.