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Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs