Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.