What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age