Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
The heretic kept crossing the warp
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Because it was the hottest pepper.
Men, get on the boat.
He committed treeson.
He was not Boeing.
Know your roll!
