Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.