What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.