What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.