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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!