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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.