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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.