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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.