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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.