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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.