What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!