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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.