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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Oh, the huge-manatee

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays