What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.