Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded