How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.