What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.