What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.