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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.