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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"