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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.