Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.