Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.