Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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How do you stop a French tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp